(via secretafterschool)
| Teacher: | You failed a test. |
| Me: | You failed to educate me. |
THE ONION.
Brock if you opened your eyes for like five seconds you would see that is a rice ball
brock oh my fucking god
brock get yourself together
NEXT HE’LL BE THINKING POKEBALLS ARE APPLES.
| tsundere: | hey, I just met you |
| tsundere: | and this is crazy |
| tsundere: | but here's my number |
| tsundere: | b-but it's not like I want you to call me or anything! |
| tsundere: | yandere passu |
| yandere: | hey, I just met you |
| yandere: | and this is crazy |
| yandere: | but i love you a lot |
| yandere: | so here's my number |
| yandere: | so, call me okay? |
| yandere: | |
| yandere: | |
| yandere: | call me |
| yandere: | call me |
| yandere: | call me |
| yandere: | call me |
| yandere: | call me |
